Thursday, September 10, 2009

Their prerogative



VH1 doesn't need permission, it makes its own decisions. Including the decision to forgo any kind of proofreading.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

TGI ...T

At first glance, there's nothing wrong with this one. Except that this year, August 11th was a Tuesday. Friday was the 14th.

I'm assuming the game was on Friday the 14th, but I can't be sure.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

I think they mean "cleavage"

They must. Because as far as I know, "cleavitch" is not a word.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Not for the "feint" of heart

Manticore's Moustache is a blog I check fairly often. It features odd and random pictures and videos. I like that sort of thing. I did not, however, like what I saw on one post:



I don't know how well that picture's going to show up, but in case you can't see it very well (curse you, screenshot!), I'll tell you what jumped out of the blog and choked me. The blog author says the woman in the video feints. F-e-i-n-t-s. To the best of my knowledge, to feint is to fake someone out. I'm pretty sure that the woman in the video fainted, f-a-i-n-t-e-d. Unless she was faking. In which case she feinted a faint.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Literacy

Today's bit of English lunacy was stolen from the Telegraph.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Currently appraising currency

I'm not sure how much money an adverb is worth. I thought about going to ask but I didn't have a dollar in "currently" to donate.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Finally, an excuse not to exercise

It's amazing how the reversal of two small words can completely change the meaning of a sentence. I'm certain, for instance, that 24 Hour Fitness meant to say that by bringing in the ad a person will get one week of free admission. Instead, they're saying that if you bring in the ad, you'll get a week without any fitness at all - seven whole days, free of fitness! Sounds like my kind of gym.