Currently appraising currency

I'm not sure how much money an adverb is worth. I thought about going to ask but I didn't have a dollar in "currently" to donate.

Finally, an excuse not to exercise

It's amazing how the reversal of two small words can completely change the meaning of a sentence. I'm certain, for instance, that 24 Hour Fitness meant to say that by bringing in the ad a person will get one week of free admission. Instead, they're saying that if you bring in the ad, you'll get a week without any fitness at all - seven whole days, free of fitness! Sounds like my kind of gym.